Funny Valentine Poems
Funny valentine poems aren’t just for the young. They’re also for the young at heart.
Strange Love
Please kiss me dear, My Valentine, Your dentures serve you well.
But, if you won’t Then here’s a gift… A chewy caramel.
Robert Ogden
Some love! This must be an old person’s idea of revenge or extortion or something. Love is supposed to be giving and unconditional. To offer love and retract it at the first sign of rejection is conditional love.
I don’t know yet from experience, but I imagine sticky, chewy substances like caramel are a nemesis to people with dentures. It’s hard enough for people with all of their natural teeth to deal with peanut butter on the roofs of their mouths or caramel wedged between their teeth. But with dentures? Impossible!
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