Funny Poems
Funny poems can be a spoof on an old saying.
Have you ever seen a buffet or table spread that offered a huge assortment of items, many of which were too tempting to pass up on? You know you should eat in moderation, but you are torn either because you want to get your money’s worth out of the buffet, or you know it will be quite some time before a particular dish on the table is served again, so you better take advantage of the chance to “pig out” now while you can.
Ummmm…it tastes so good while we are eating. Arrrrgh…it pains us so much when we are stuffed. This is human nature at its finest…doing what we feel like instead of what is right.
As we grow older and as we get more diet conscious, we develop better control. We have learned the hard way; we don’t want to re-experience the pain…at least until the next meal. Would you like to link directly to this page? Just select and copy the text in the box below and paste it into your HTML editor. Your link will look like this: Restaurant My next poem is a spoof on young male love. Funny Poems to Funny Love Poems Be sure to check out these humerous poems: A collection of funny poetry on all topics -- from anniversaries to zoos by Denise Rodgers. "Ice Cream Diet" found at Dessa's site Ice-Cream-Freaks.com |