Funny 40th Birthday Poems

Funny 40th birthday poems can wreak havoc with humor.

Hospice

Oh, can it be
The clock has struck
And 40 years the toll?

A wheelchair now
May comfort you
As o’er the hill you roll.

Robert Ogden

I love humor. Can you imagine receiving this poem as a plaque gift on your 40th birthday?

I remember my Uncle Bill turning 40 when I was a youth and the commotion it caused among my dad and other relatives. Later, others turned forty and the unwanted attention was always present.

I remember a friend making a banner to hang on the fence in his front yard when his wife turned 40. It used the old cliché:

“Lordy, lordy, Kathy’s forty!”

Was she embarrassed? Sure. That was his goal. Yet, she understood it was his way of showing her he loved her. Now, if I had done that to my wife…

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